“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. Just imagine an elephant squeezing into some striped pajamas with a little stocking cap on his head. This image makes people laugh almost a hundred years later. Groucho was a master at turning a phrase and exploiting dangling modifiers. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” – Groucho Marx “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Unfortunately, the statistics are in and 0% of people have ever read their own obituary in the morning paper. While it might be odd to actually end up reading your own obituary, it’s a great way to gauge your approach to the day. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Anything would be better than facing those wee morning hours and the rush hour traffic. By the time afternoon rolls around, most of us feel that we could run a marathon.
By noon I feel about 55.” – Bob Doleīob Dole made this observation well into his 60s. By the time we walk into the office, our mind has left the building. Sometimes we can even stop and smell the roses. The truth is that most of us have our best thoughts early in the morning. “The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost Do we have the hours? Is this really worth using our hours? 8. There’s also that argument we have with ourselves about calling out for the day. We begin to talk ourselves into the craziest things. Those early morning thoughts are the best. “Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.” – Mitch Hedburg Who came up with this whole working 40 hours a week thing anyway? The French are really onto something with this 30 hour work week. That’d be so nice if we could all start our day at our leisure.
Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” – Rachel Caine Most of us would settle for just a few hours sleep, and so we begin the bargaining. Most mornings bring with them the reminders of work and and other responsibilities. I believe that most of us fall into this second category of people. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” – Fulton J. “There are two ways of waking up in the morning. The worst is actually when your actual alarm becomes some part of your bank robbery dream and you sleep right through. The worst is not waking up from a fake alarm that was only a dream. I think we can all relate to the sound of an alarm clock being a part of a dream. “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” – Jarod Kintz The only way any of us manage to get up anymore is the alarm clock. We could all be morning people if morning would just sleep in an extra 10 or 110 minutes. I think we can all relate to Glen Cook here. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook Keep that in mind while you put things off in the morning. If you lose time now, you might be behind all day. Perhaps a bit more inspirational than most in our list, Whately inspires us to get going. “Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.” – Richard Whately
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